• plot twist: you wake up for school fully rested and ready to socialize

beyonco:

naming your child pizza so you know you’ll always love it

(Source: bitchbot, via fake-mermaid)

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

image

(via dutchster)

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

(via lubricates)

foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

compliment:

do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up

(Source: giggle, via fake-mermaid)