gufiaoo:

When my mom throws a family party

image

 

(via jimdoesntcarrey)

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

(via miscaitlin)

awkwardvagina:

if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry 

(Source: awkwardvagina, via fake-mermaid)

wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

(Source: new-mauville, via miscaitlin)

vriskee:

i only have two emotions

  • yeah man
  • nah son

(Source: kzuichi, via jimdoesntcarrey)

kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡°_ ͡°)

(Source: kakkurau, via miscaitlin)

frickbook:

is there like financial aid for concert tickets

(Source: leekx, via miscaitlin)

foodchewer:

secretlifeofawasian:

foodchewer:

just got my first boner

Congratulations

thanks it was hard

(via mariahkresin)

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

(via retiredjesus)